After watching the Victoria Secret fashion show last night, it made me realize that I probably shouldn't go for that second piece of chocolate that I'd been eye balling all night.
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
A Fashion Don't
After watching the Victoria Secret fashion show last night, it made me realize that I probably shouldn't go for that second piece of chocolate that I'd been eye balling all night.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Good eats for Turkey Day
Every Thanksgiving the calorie counts, fad diets, and concern for looking thin are put on hold for the annual holiday when we give thanks by stuffing our faces - how becoming of American society.
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Things I’ve Decided I Need for the Cold Weather Months
Because, why not? I will feel like the ravishing and mysterious heroine of a beautiful and tragic French film. I will probably start wearing a lot of red lipstick and berets. Although, first I will need to learn how to place the beret in a jauntily askew way on top of my head. I don’t know how. And it will keep me toasty and be roomy, so even when I’m bloaty, I can still be ravishing and mysterious.
2. Furry Earmuffs
I’m thinking grey because for some reason I feel like that makes them less obnoxious.
It doesn’t really though. These do have headphones inside though, so maybe that gives them some cred...
3. A Cool Mug
I just realized that the only cool mug I own is my plastic Queen Amidala mug, and you can’t put plastic in the microwave.
I have a couple of mugs that I’ve painted at paint-your-own-pottery places, but they have sentimental value, so I don’t want to use them.
Maybe something like this:
To keep my drinks tough and toasty.
4. Roller Skates
This has nothing to do with the cold weather, but maybe winter is the perfect time to start training, so I can finally realize my dream of being a roller derby all-star.
Look for me roller skating around Iowa City in my cape and earmuffs, sipping coffee from my brass knuckle mug. I don't think I'll be too hard to find.