Rachel Ray ain't got shit on this "ghetto witchdoctor superstar chef." For one, she doesn't suggest recipes for your salad-eating bitch of a girlfriend or use profanity as liberally as olive oil. But to be honest, Coolio's not a bad chef, he's got a ton of charisma, and his chef hat is so fine it makes Bam look like a bum.
I can't believe it, but I might actually use some of these recipes. Spinach? Avocado? All he needs to do is lose the useless sidekick and the chicks who can't do anything but get boob jobs and simper. Then I'm sold. Get this man a food network channel!