What Were We Thinking (I watched this show, constantly)

Instead of writing a long medium on the merits and faults of ABC's Dinosaurs, I will provide some key phrases for you to Mad Lib it out.

The Muppets.
Roseanne
Cross-cultural homogeneity (that should never occur)
Disney World
Stereotypes
People under 10
People over ten (with psychoactive substances)
Meatwad
Land of the Lost
Knock-offs
Dubbing

and lastly

1990's TV-depicted home life = so mundane a velocaraptor cannot make it interesting

-Coltrane