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Man Trying to Sneak Into Concert Venue Impaled on Fence

Allow me to copy, paste and bold the relevant passages:

YORK, Pa. — A man trying to climb a 12-foot, wrought-iron fence into a concert venue fell onto one of the inch-thick spikes, impaling his thigh, then held on while rescuers worked to cut part of the fence away.

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The man and several friends had been headed to the Bad Boys of Rock concert featuring the bands Hinder, Papa Roach and Buckcherry, according to York Fair vice president Gene Schenck.

The man had a concert ticket, but officials said the group may have jumped the fence to avoid the fair's $5 entry fee. His friends jumped the fence safely.


There is no end to the stupidity of Hinder fans, apparently. Color me unsurprised.

--Anna (who, while certainly possessing lips of an angel, would rather impale her own thigh on a fence than have Hinder sing about it)